Episode CCLXXX

Solo: A Star Wars Story Special


Turmoil has engulfed the Disney
Republic. The hiring of Lord and
Miller to direct Solo: A Star Wars
Story is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve yet another
instance of creative differences,
the powerful Lawrence Kasdan
fired the directors and hired an
acting coach for the star.

While the nerds on the internet
endlessly debate this alarming
chain of events, the Supreme
President of Lucasfilm publicly
dispatched Ron Howard, a good
director without much of an style,
to finish the movie…